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17 April 2012 @ 10:02 pm
I hope people are still reading this. I wrote this while babysitting a seven year old and three year old, my apologies if it's a little choppy, the eldest was a self proclaimed ninja and kept sneaking out of bed or finding some reason that she couldn't sleep.....*Sigh*.

Title: Truth Denied 30/?
Pairings: Spander (eventually)
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... hard PG13
Warnings: Just a little death..... oh gawd, don't hate me
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: About five years post NFA, Xander needs a job, like, NOW! And runs into someone he knows where he'd least expect it.
Word Count: 1771 (As per Word 2007 Word Count)
Beta: [info]purpledodah and [info]laazikaat
X-posted to: [info]perverted_pages
Will Be X-Posted To: Full list on my LJ

Comments keep my muse well fed.



Find a topless, low pant riding Spike banner beneath the cut!


They got a call the next day, even the ringing of the phone sounded ominous.



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19 January 2012 @ 10:02 pm
Originally posted by [info]harrisxander2 at A PREGNANT SLAYER CHAPTER 1

A pregnant slayer Chapter 1....

“I like your room. I like your roomies. It’s a wonderful life,” Xander said, sitting down on Buffy’s bed, looking downcast. Buffy flinched at the tone of his voice. “Hey…you wanna talk about it?....Nobody’ll miss us…..We have a few minutes….”

“Then let’s use those minutes to talk about it,” Xander said, gritting his teeth. Buffy touched him on the arm. “Dawnie?” she asked, her voice tinged with fear and concern. Xander took in a deep breath, “Never has to know…” he finished, his voice bitter. He shrugged off her hand, before walking back into the party and leaving her alone.


Read more... )

 
 
 
03 January 2012 @ 10:37 am
Title: Drugs Drugs Drugs, which are good, which are bad?
Pairings: Spander
Appropriate Ratings: R
Warnings: Character death, drugs, boys touching, you'll get the idea
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: Spike finds something in Xander's things that he demands be explained
Word Count: 1925 (As per Word 2007 Word Count)
Beta: [info]laazikaat
X-posted to: (Full list on my LJ)

Comments keep my muse well fed.


Xander was lying unconscious on the floor, a syringe in his hand, sweat all over his body.
 
 
27 December 2011 @ 02:06 pm
Fic: Connection ( written for [info]fall_for_sx )
Author: [info]lusciousxander
Pairing: Xander/Dawn, Xander/Spike eventually
Setting: San Francisco. Spoilers for S8 and S9, if you haven't read both and want to read this fic, here's a recap of S8, which is all you need to know to understand this fic.
Big thanks to tempted2play for the much needed editing.

Summary: In a world where metaphor is dead and reality is starting to creep in, where vampires are out and liked by the public, where slayers are hated and considered murderers, Xander and Dawn struggle to have a normal life away from the fight and temptation of the past.

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Chapter Seven
 
 
30 October 2011 @ 01:33 am
Originally posted by [info]harrisxander2 at LATE ONE NIGHT CHAPTER 10
Chapter Ten The mind of Xander Harris…
Earlier that night…
 
“I’ll give you a lot more than that,” Buffy said, touching her index finger to the swell of her breast, her voice laced with promises of things to come.
 
I’ve been waiting for you Buffy. I love you. Oh sweet lord, look at those breasts. God I love you. I’ve always loved you. I’ve dreamt of this moment so many times. 
Read more... )
 
 
22 October 2011 @ 03:07 pm
Mockingbird
Author: [info]sparrow2000
Characters: Xander/Spike (eventually), Willow, OC’s
Rating: PG overall
Warnings: Angst, a little plot driven slash and character death in later chapters
Disclaimer: Joss and Mutant Enemy et al own everything. I own nothing
Summary: Xander is still coming to terms with the events in my previous story, Magpie, but forces outside his control seem disinclined to leave him alone.
Note to the unwary: If you haven’t read Magpie, which is an Xander, Spike non-slash story with a big helping of the whole ensemble cast and some OCs, Mockingbird probably won’t make much sense. To help alleviate any confusion, here’s a handy link to Magpie ...
Beta extraordinaire: [info]thismaz
Comments: Are cherished, petted and called George
Status: This story is complete. Each chapter links through to the next chapter. Thirteen chapters in total.

Mockingbird
 
 
06 September 2011 @ 05:21 pm
Title: Segue
Part: 6a/?
Summary: Cordelia and Xander talk a lot. Giles and
Cordelia talk a little. Willow and Cordelia talk some. Tara and Buffy
talk. Xander, Cordelia, Willow and a vampire talk too. Even Glory talks.
Basically, there's just a whole heck of a lot of talking going on. And
one fight (and almost another).
Rating: safe for all
Warnings: none
Pairing: Xander/Cordelia
Spoilers: BtVS:Triangle
Acknowledgment: As always, my thanks and appreciation
to Theo for his many helpful suggestions.

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(Segue 6b/?: Three's a Company)
 
 
04 September 2011 @ 07:44 pm
Title:  Segue
Part:  6a/?
Summary:  Cordelia and Xander talk a lot. Giles and
Cordelia talk a little. Willow and Cordelia talk some. Tara and Buffy
talk. Xander, Cordelia, Willow and a vampire talk too. Even Glory talks.
Basically, there's just a whole heck of a lot of talking going on. And
one fight (and almost another).
Rating:  safe for all
Warnings:  none
Pairing:  Xander/Cordelia
Spoilers:  BtVS:Triangle
Acknowledgment:  As always, my thanks and appreciation
to Theo for his many helpful suggestions.

Visit at the fake cut...

(Segue 6/?: Three's a Company)
 
 
 
 
22 May 2011 @ 11:02 am
Originally posted by [info]harrisxander2 at LATE ONE NIGHT CHAPTER 7 NC17
Chapter 7

Girl….Interrupted ?

Xander gasped when she unzipped his fly, using just her teeth. She unbuttoned him and he lifted up when she tugged at his jeans, revealing his silky red boxers. “Cute,” she flirted, trying to lighten the enormity of the moment. He held his breath when she put on her “resolve face”, her hands reaching up to pull it off. The phone rang, startling them.

Not the cellphone, but the cordless phone on the counter by the bed. They just looked at it. Xander swore loudly, and Buffy casually reached over to reach for it, pausing for a moment. “That had better be the Pope,” Xander said, hands pulling at his hair in frustration. She put her finger to her mouth, asking for silence, lifted it and brought it to her ear.

“Don’t hang up the phone luv,” Spike pleaded, his voice slurring. Read more... )


 
 
 
 
 
25 April 2011 @ 11:08 pm
Title: Truth Denied 29/?
Pairings: Spander (eventually)
Appropriate Ratings: NC17 overall but this chapter... hard PG13
Warnings: A little dancing
Disclaimers: Not my characters. I make no money off this, I'm just playing. I promise to give them a bath and thorough cleaning when I’m done! Joss Whedon is my lord and Master. All hail Joss Whedon.
Short Summary: About five years post NFA, Xander needs a job, like, NOW! And runs into someone he knows where he'd least expect it.
Word Count: 2618 (As per Word 2007 Word Count but including the lyrics to the song)
Beta: [info]purpledodah and [info]laazikaat
X-posted to: Complete list on my LJ

Comments keep my muse well fed.



A.N. Song time! DL Bleeding love for the dance portion of this chapter.

Find a topless, low pant riding Spike banner beneath the cut!


He went through the box as Spike slept in his room, he’d left after half an hour, feeling warmed and hopeful.




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01 November 2010 @ 08:03 pm

Title: Pet?!?
Author: consumedly
Rating: R
Fandom: BtVS
Characters/Pairing: Drusilla / Xander, Angelus, Spike.
Disclaimer:
All characters belong to their creators, but the story is mine! Please don't take without asking!
Author's note: I started with a drabble and that's what I came up with. It's a good drabble isn't it, Drus rambling at the beginning. ;-) I almost forgot, it's after the Love spell Xander wanted.

 what's pet again?!? )

 
 
30 October 2010 @ 05:58 pm
Title: Magpie
Author: [info]sparrow2000
Fandom: BTVS
Characters: Xander, Spike, Ensemble
Rating: PG overall
Warnings – No slash! Major character death and angst
Disclaimer – Joss and Mutant Enemy et al own everything. I own nothing
Summary: Set post Chosen. Xander is travelling around Europe doing jobs for the Council when things start to happen...
Beta extraordinaire: [info]thismaz
Status: This is a multi-chapter story and is complete. Each chapter links through to the next

Apologies if I'm spamming the lovely folks who belong to the same communities as I do!

Magpie:Prologue
 
 
11 October 2010 @ 07:26 pm
Author: divine_nimbus
Title: Richard Cory: Redux
Pairing: William/Xander
Rating: PG-13
Concrit: Please! Comments are always welcome. I love to know you're reading.
Disclaimer: All characters are borrowed with respect from Joss Whedon.
Warnings: This is a story about depression. There is no character death, however, and the boys stick together in the end. The boys are both human in this story, as well.
Summary: The sun outside seemed to glare at him in accusation each time a stray beam forced its way past the drapes. Failure, it said laughingly, tiny flecks of dust dancing, swirling happily around as if celebrating the golden light's victory over the window treatments. He didn't understand why it wasted the time. Mocking him. He already knew.
Notes: I felt the urge to write this out. I'm working on Chapter 6 of Should the Wide World Roll Away though, too, for everyone that has been reading that, so it should be up soon. Thank you all who continue to read and comment. I love it more than you could imagine.

To the Story...
 
 
05 September 2010 @ 01:51 pm
Title: Emptiness
Author:
[info]consumedly 
Characters/Pairing: Spike/Buffy, Xander
Rating: R
Disclaimer: All characters belong to their creators.
Summary: We all need an anchor in our lives, but can we be one?
Word count:
514

It's all in the eyes
 
 
Current Location: Bulgaria, Sofia
Current Mood: contemplativecontemplative
Current Music: silence
 
 
23 July 2010 @ 11:38 am
Title: Put Yourself in My Shoes
Author: [info]lusciousxander
Character: Buffy and Xander
Rating: PG 13, Gen
Written for: [info]angearia's "Who Are You" ficathon.
Setting: Season Seven. Post-Get It Done.
Summary: Buffy suddenly finds herself in Xander's body.

Thanks to [info]diebirchen and [info]mistress_tien for the awesome beta! Thanks to [info]moscow_watcher for the awesome banner!


Part One and Part Two